Whatever
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I'm sittin' like a stone
   On a solitary evening
   Without my girl
   Life has no meaning
   She didn't say why
   And she didn't say what for
   she just said "I've been thinking it over"
   And whatever,
   Whatever
   Whatever
   She doesn't want to play 
   And her voice just fades away
   Whatever

The solution to love
   I haven't found yet
   Does God have curlers and a
   Lairnet
   Everything I say comes out
   To be a no no
   The feelings I had were the
   Only promo
   Whatever 
   Whatever
   Whatever
   She doesn't want to play 
   And her voice just fades away
   Whatever 

Now I'm just one of the Joes
   On the corner
   I guess I ought to stay home
   And watch the porno
   I wanna get close
   But no one
   Will let me
   I wish someone would react out
   A and get me
   Whatever 
   Whatever
   Whatever
   She doesn't want to play 
   And her voice just fades
   She doesn't want to play 
   And her face just fades 
   She doesn't want to play 
   And her touch just fades away 

Whatever 
   Whatever 
   Whatever